Joke & Shari

Teacher:- Bijane Kam Ma Aave Aej Sacho Manas
Bapu:- Pan Teacher Exam Ma Na Tame Koi Na Kam Ma Aavo Chho Ke Na Koi Ne Bija Na Kam Ma Aavva Do Chho.

Nurse:- Dikri Aavi Chhe. Aa Sambhri Ne Bapu No Chehro Utri Gayo
Nurse:- Kem Shu Thayu?
Bapu:- Dikro Hot To Mane Gharkam Ma Madad Kare Ne! Hu Eklo Ghar Nu Kam Kari Thaki Jau Chhu.

Ek Manas Bas Ma Chdyo, Bas Ma Khub Bhid Hati, Te Bolyo-
Aa Bas Chhe Ke Zoo?
Bapu Bolya- Matr Gadheda Ni Jarur Hati Je Tame Aavya Etle Puri Thai Gai.

1 Car Ni Nilami Thati Hati.
2 lakh, 3lakh, 4 lakh
Bapu Chinta Ma Padya Tenme Pu6yu Aama Evu Shu Chhe?
Seler- Aa Car Na 10 Acidant Thaya Badhi Vakht Pati-Patni Ma Patni J Mare Chhe
Bapu- 6 Lakh

Bapu’s Wife:- Juo Koi Chor Rasoda Ma Jai Ne Mari Banaveli Rasoi Khay Chhe.
Bapu:- Ohhh…Have Hu Kone Bolavu? “Police Ke Ambulance!!”

Wife:- Kale Tame GirlFrnd Sathe Film Joi.
Bapu:- Shu Karu, Aaj Ni Badhi Film Family Sathe Besine Jovay Evi Nathi.

GirlFrnd:- Mane Promiss Kar Ke Koi Divas Mane Touch Nai Kare, Koi Divas Kiss Nai Kare.
Bapu:- Bahen Tu Ghare Ja Tara Mummy-Papa Chinta Karta Hashe.

Miss- Aaje Kem School Ma Late Aavyo? School 7 Vage Chalu Thai Jay Chhe
Bapu- Mam Tame Mari Aatli Chinta Na Karo Loko Khotu Samje Chhe.

Dikri…
Ma-Baap No Swas Hoy Chhe
Jene Lidha Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi
Ane
Samay Pade 6odya Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi.





Jivan No Kef Kai Rite Male Aa
Dambhi Duniya Main Koi Pitu Nathi
Sau Fakt Hothe Lagade Chhe.

Jivan Jane Radha Ni Matki Jevu Chhe
Ane Bhagya Krishna Ni Kakri Jevu
Kevi Majani Ramat Chhe Aa
Koi Sachve Chhe Ne Koi Tode Chhe


Fakt Ethi-J-Hu Koi Ni
Madad Nathi Mangto,
Saram Thi Hu Haath
Lambavu Ne E Be Saram Nikle.


Suki Judai Ni Dal Tana Ful
Ame Chhana Ugiye Ne Chhana Khariye
Tame Jo Aavo Jarik
To Lav Be Ki Vat Kariye


Haath Lai Ne Haath Main,
Ne Samna Lai Ne Saath Main,
Chal Sajan Bhinjie Vhalap Na Varsad Main.

Zindgi Ma Ghana Loko Male Che..
Tame Malso Evi Kya Khabar Hati..
Tarsyo Hato Tamari Dosti Ne Mate..
Pan Tamari E Dosti “Mrug-Jal” Jevi Hase..
Evi Kya Khabar Hati..!!

Swarth Mate Sahu Saga Thaye Che
Sambandh Na Name Daga Thaye Che
Kyan Nibhave Che Aaje Dosti Koi
Dosto To Saav Bewafa Thaye Che

Aa Zindagi Ni Pariksha Samjhati Nathi..
Aanshu Ni Vehti Dhara Chupati Nathi..
Majburi Thi Nibhavo Ke Dil Thi Nibhavo..
Dosti Ni Yaado Kyarey Pan Bhulati Nathi..




Jyare Tamne Safalta Malse Tyare Tamara Mitro Ne Khabar Padse K Tame Kon Cho…
Pan Jyare Tamne Nisafalta Malshe Tyare Tamne Khabar Padse K Tamara Mitro Kon Che…

Sarlata Thi Kai Na Male To Dukhi Na Thaso…
Mali Jaye Badhu To Prayatn Su Karso…
Sapna Badha Haqiqat Nathi Thata….
Thase Badhu Haqiqat To Sapna Su Joso…

Mann Ma Jo Simcard Hot Toh..
Yaado Ne Delete Kari Sakyo Hot..
Magaj Ma Jo Printer Hot Toh..
Vicharo Ni Print Out Kadhi Sakyo Hot..
Haiya Ma Jo Pendrive Hot Toh..
Zindagi No Data Ema Samayo Hot..
Modha Ma Jo Bluetooth Hot Toh..
Vaato Ne Transfer Kari Sakyo Hot..
Aankho Ma Jo Sms Hot Toh..
Tasviro Ne Receive Kari Sakyo Hot..
Kadach..
Zindagi Jo Computer Hot Toh..
Tene Pan Restart Kari Sakyo Hot..

Hu Chahu Chu Jene Dil Thi..
Pan Kahi Sakto Nathi..
Door Hova Chata, Che Dil Ni Najik..
Pan Mali Sakto Nathi..
Rakhi Che Dhiraj Main Ena Prem Ni..
Pan Ant Hu Eno Lavi Sakto Nathi..
Ena Milan Ni Rah Joyne Betho Chu Hu..
Pan Ekant Ma Ene Bolavi Sakto Nathi..
Malis Hu Ene To Kahis Dil Thi..
Tara Sivay Koi Par Mari Sakto Nathi..
Hraday Ma Che Ena Mate Ketloy Prem..
Pan Eni Same Haraf Pan Uchchari Sakto Nathi..
Karvi Nathi Utaval Jara Pan Prem Ma..
Tethi J Hu Izhaar Kari Sakto Nathi..

Sagar ni peli par koi radtu hase,
Tamne yaad kari ne koi hastu hase,
Jara dil par hath rakhi vichari to juo,
Tamara msg in rah pan koi jotu hase.