Cop 2 BAPU- Park ma aam betha chho, Balako par shu asar padshe?
BAPU-Ame be Married Chhiye
Cop-To Ghare Beso.
BAPU-To ana PATI par shu asar Padshe?
BAPU-Ame be Married Chhiye
Cop-To Ghare Beso.
BAPU-To ana PATI par shu asar Padshe?
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Gujarati Cinema sms - GADAR
tari pase 'GADAR' film na Sunni Devol no phone number che.?
Magan: na bapu,kem.?
Baapu: aa Aapna faliya ni danki kadhavani se
Bapu POSTMAN
Bapu POSTMAN mate interview aapva gaya
Saval pu6ano ke Pruthvi thi Chandra nu antar ketlu?
Bapu: Jo Tya Tapal aapva javanu hoy to Nokri ni 1,2 ne 3
Saval pu6ano ke Pruthvi thi Chandra nu antar ketlu?
Bapu: Jo Tya Tapal aapva javanu hoy to Nokri ni 1,2 ne 3
Bapu ni navi Car
Bapu e navi Car lidhi ane ena darvaja par lakhavyu..
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DARWAJO BAHAR NI BAJU KHOLVO...
BAAPU
Bapu 2 Bill Gates:"Tame manas vichitra chho!"
Gates:Kem?
Bapu:Atak darvaja (GATES) ni rakho chho ne dhandho bari (WINDOWS) no karo chho.!
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Bapu : Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,
Mobil shope walo : Memory card 6?
Bapu : Na memory card nathi,
Ration card chalshe..?
Gates:Kem?
Bapu:Atak darvaja (GATES) ni rakho chho ne dhandho bari (WINDOWS) no karo chho.!
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Bapu : Mobil ma MP3 Songs Nakhva na 6,
Mobil shope walo : Memory card 6?
Bapu : Na memory card nathi,
Ration card chalshe..?
Gujarati Funny sms
Kkhgghachachhjazatathadadhanatathadadhanapafaba
bhamayaralavashashasahalaxagna.
Nathi vanchta avadtu?
Nak kapavi naykhu school nu.
Aree Kakko chhe..
Pj Of The Jungle:
Jungle Ma Gayo Ne Dekhayo Mane Dipdo
Wah..Wah..
Jungle Ma Gayo Ne Dekhayo Mane Dipdo
Chapti Bhari Chokha ne Ghee No 6 Divdo.
Miss u sms
Dard chu,
Saj chu,
Awaz chu,
K pachi vitela smaye ne yad chu,
Hoo j kye chu,
Hoo j koyi chu,
parntu Tmari vgair bhu Udas chu.
"miss u".
Gujarati Kanjus sms
Bhar nindar mathi ame jabki gaya
amara mukh par shabdo avi gaya Ke
He bhagvan amne aa keva kanjus loko batki gaya
Miletry officer & Bapu sms
Bapu agal na betha.
Officer-Tame kem ubha chho?
Bapu-Tame 9 jawano nu kidhu ane ame to 10 ma chhieye.
Gujrat6
Are Vides ma pan badhe nana nana Gujrat6
Jya jya vase GUJRATI tya tya badhe
GUJRAT 6
DOST aavu maja nu aapnu GUJRAT6
Gujarati Love sms
Yaad karu chhu dost tane vat vat ma,
rehvu hatu mare sada tari saath ma,
tu mane na shodh tari aas-paas ma,
hu tane mali jais tara j swash ma..;
taklif aape che
koi vaar koi ni preet pan taklif aape che
aankho ne game te rit pan taklif aape che
hamesh haar thi nathi haari jato manas
koi varr jagat ma jeet pan taklif aape che
Gujarati computer Gazal
Gujarati computer Gazal
વેબસાઇટ ઉપર મળે છે સનમ
ફ્લોપિ ડિસ્ક જેવો આ ચહેરો તારો
અન્ય ઉપમા તો ક્યાં જડે છે સનમ
મૅમરીમાં ય હું સચવાયો નહીં
તું મને સૅઇવ ક્યાં કરે છે સનમ
ડબલ્યુ ડબલ્યુ ડબલ્યુની પાછળ
ડૉટ થઈને તું ઝળહળે છે સનમ
આ હથેળીના બ્લૅંક બૉર્ડ ઉપર
સ્પર્શની કી જ ક્યાં મળે છે સનમ
શી ખબર કઈ રીતે ડીકોડ કરું
સિલિકોન ચિપ કશું કહે છે સનમ
ક્યાં છે રોમાંચ તારા અક્ષરનો
ફક્ત ઇ- મેઇલ મોકલે છે સનમ
દિલની ધડકન છે સૉફ્ટવેર હવે
એને ગ્રૅફિકમાં ચીતરે છે સનમ
લાગણી પ્રૉગ્રામ્ડ થઈ ગઈ છે
ઍંટર ઍક્ઝિટ ફક્ત કરે છે સનમ
આંખ મારી આ થઈ ગઈ માઉસ
કિંતુ વિંડો તો ક્યાં ખૂલે છે સનમ
Joke & Shari
Teacher:- Bijane Kam Ma Aave Aej Sacho Manas
Bapu:- Pan Teacher Exam Ma Na Tame Koi Na Kam Ma Aavo Chho Ke Na Koi Ne Bija Na Kam Ma Aavva Do Chho.
Nurse:- Dikri Aavi Chhe. Aa Sambhri Ne Bapu No Chehro Utri Gayo
Nurse:- Kem Shu Thayu?
Bapu:- Dikro Hot To Mane Gharkam Ma Madad Kare Ne! Hu Eklo Ghar Nu Kam Kari Thaki Jau Chhu.
Ek Manas Bas Ma Chdyo, Bas Ma Khub Bhid Hati, Te Bolyo-
Aa Bas Chhe Ke Zoo?
Bapu Bolya- Matr Gadheda Ni Jarur Hati Je Tame Aavya Etle Puri Thai Gai.
1 Car Ni Nilami Thati Hati.
2 lakh, 3lakh, 4 lakh
Bapu Chinta Ma Padya Tenme Pu6yu Aama Evu Shu Chhe?
Seler- Aa Car Na 10 Acidant Thaya Badhi Vakht Pati-Patni Ma Patni J Mare Chhe
Bapu- 6 Lakh
Bapu’s Wife:- Juo Koi Chor Rasoda Ma Jai Ne Mari Banaveli Rasoi Khay Chhe.
Bapu:- Ohhh…Have Hu Kone Bolavu? “Police Ke Ambulance!!”
Wife:- Kale Tame GirlFrnd Sathe Film Joi.
Bapu:- Shu Karu, Aaj Ni Badhi Film Family Sathe Besine Jovay Evi Nathi.
GirlFrnd:- Mane Promiss Kar Ke Koi Divas Mane Touch Nai Kare, Koi Divas Kiss Nai Kare.
Bapu:- Bahen Tu Ghare Ja Tara Mummy-Papa Chinta Karta Hashe.
Miss- Aaje Kem School Ma Late Aavyo? School 7 Vage Chalu Thai Jay Chhe
Bapu- Mam Tame Mari Aatli Chinta Na Karo Loko Khotu Samje Chhe.
Dikri…
Ma-Baap No Swas Hoy Chhe
Jene Lidha Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi
Ane
Samay Pade 6odya Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi.
Jivan No Kef Kai Rite Male Aa
Dambhi Duniya Main Koi Pitu Nathi
Sau Fakt Hothe Lagade Chhe.
Jivan Jane Radha Ni Matki Jevu Chhe
Ane Bhagya Krishna Ni Kakri Jevu
Kevi Majani Ramat Chhe Aa
Koi Sachve Chhe Ne Koi Tode Chhe
Fakt Ethi-J-Hu Koi Ni
Madad Nathi Mangto,
Saram Thi Hu Haath
Lambavu Ne E Be Saram Nikle.
Suki Judai Ni Dal Tana Ful
Ame Chhana Ugiye Ne Chhana Khariye
Tame Jo Aavo Jarik
To Lav Be Ki Vat Kariye
Haath Lai Ne Haath Main,
Ne Samna Lai Ne Saath Main,
Chal Sajan Bhinjie Vhalap Na Varsad Main.
Zindgi Ma Ghana Loko Male Che..
Tame Malso Evi Kya Khabar Hati..
Tarsyo Hato Tamari Dosti Ne Mate..
Pan Tamari E Dosti “Mrug-Jal” Jevi Hase..
Evi Kya Khabar Hati..!!
Swarth Mate Sahu Saga Thaye Che
Sambandh Na Name Daga Thaye Che
Kyan Nibhave Che Aaje Dosti Koi
Dosto To Saav Bewafa Thaye Che
Aa Zindagi Ni Pariksha Samjhati Nathi..
Aanshu Ni Vehti Dhara Chupati Nathi..
Majburi Thi Nibhavo Ke Dil Thi Nibhavo..
Dosti Ni Yaado Kyarey Pan Bhulati Nathi..
Jyare Tamne Safalta Malse Tyare Tamara Mitro Ne Khabar Padse K Tame Kon Cho…
Pan Jyare Tamne Nisafalta Malshe Tyare Tamne Khabar Padse K Tamara Mitro Kon Che…
Sarlata Thi Kai Na Male To Dukhi Na Thaso…
Mali Jaye Badhu To Prayatn Su Karso…
Sapna Badha Haqiqat Nathi Thata….
Thase Badhu Haqiqat To Sapna Su Joso…
Mann Ma Jo Simcard Hot Toh..
Yaado Ne Delete Kari Sakyo Hot..
Magaj Ma Jo Printer Hot Toh..
Vicharo Ni Print Out Kadhi Sakyo Hot..
Haiya Ma Jo Pendrive Hot Toh..
Zindagi No Data Ema Samayo Hot..
Modha Ma Jo Bluetooth Hot Toh..
Vaato Ne Transfer Kari Sakyo Hot..
Aankho Ma Jo Sms Hot Toh..
Tasviro Ne Receive Kari Sakyo Hot..
Kadach..
Zindagi Jo Computer Hot Toh..
Tene Pan Restart Kari Sakyo Hot..
Hu Chahu Chu Jene Dil Thi..
Pan Kahi Sakto Nathi..
Door Hova Chata, Che Dil Ni Najik..
Pan Mali Sakto Nathi..
Rakhi Che Dhiraj Main Ena Prem Ni..
Pan Ant Hu Eno Lavi Sakto Nathi..
Ena Milan Ni Rah Joyne Betho Chu Hu..
Pan Ekant Ma Ene Bolavi Sakto Nathi..
Malis Hu Ene To Kahis Dil Thi..
Tara Sivay Koi Par Mari Sakto Nathi..
Hraday Ma Che Ena Mate Ketloy Prem..
Pan Eni Same Haraf Pan Uchchari Sakto Nathi..
Karvi Nathi Utaval Jara Pan Prem Ma..
Tethi J Hu Izhaar Kari Sakto Nathi..
Sagar ni peli par koi radtu hase,
Tamne yaad kari ne koi hastu hase,
Jara dil par hath rakhi vichari to juo,
Tamara msg in rah pan koi jotu hase.
Bapu:- Pan Teacher Exam Ma Na Tame Koi Na Kam Ma Aavo Chho Ke Na Koi Ne Bija Na Kam Ma Aavva Do Chho.
Nurse:- Dikri Aavi Chhe. Aa Sambhri Ne Bapu No Chehro Utri Gayo
Nurse:- Kem Shu Thayu?
Bapu:- Dikro Hot To Mane Gharkam Ma Madad Kare Ne! Hu Eklo Ghar Nu Kam Kari Thaki Jau Chhu.
Ek Manas Bas Ma Chdyo, Bas Ma Khub Bhid Hati, Te Bolyo-
Aa Bas Chhe Ke Zoo?
Bapu Bolya- Matr Gadheda Ni Jarur Hati Je Tame Aavya Etle Puri Thai Gai.
1 Car Ni Nilami Thati Hati.
2 lakh, 3lakh, 4 lakh
Bapu Chinta Ma Padya Tenme Pu6yu Aama Evu Shu Chhe?
Seler- Aa Car Na 10 Acidant Thaya Badhi Vakht Pati-Patni Ma Patni J Mare Chhe
Bapu- 6 Lakh
Bapu’s Wife:- Juo Koi Chor Rasoda Ma Jai Ne Mari Banaveli Rasoi Khay Chhe.
Bapu:- Ohhh…Have Hu Kone Bolavu? “Police Ke Ambulance!!”
Wife:- Kale Tame GirlFrnd Sathe Film Joi.
Bapu:- Shu Karu, Aaj Ni Badhi Film Family Sathe Besine Jovay Evi Nathi.
GirlFrnd:- Mane Promiss Kar Ke Koi Divas Mane Touch Nai Kare, Koi Divas Kiss Nai Kare.
Bapu:- Bahen Tu Ghare Ja Tara Mummy-Papa Chinta Karta Hashe.
Miss- Aaje Kem School Ma Late Aavyo? School 7 Vage Chalu Thai Jay Chhe
Bapu- Mam Tame Mari Aatli Chinta Na Karo Loko Khotu Samje Chhe.
Dikri…
Ma-Baap No Swas Hoy Chhe
Jene Lidha Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi
Ane
Samay Pade 6odya Vagar Pan Chaltu Nathi.
Jivan No Kef Kai Rite Male Aa
Dambhi Duniya Main Koi Pitu Nathi
Sau Fakt Hothe Lagade Chhe.
Jivan Jane Radha Ni Matki Jevu Chhe
Ane Bhagya Krishna Ni Kakri Jevu
Kevi Majani Ramat Chhe Aa
Koi Sachve Chhe Ne Koi Tode Chhe
Fakt Ethi-J-Hu Koi Ni
Madad Nathi Mangto,
Saram Thi Hu Haath
Lambavu Ne E Be Saram Nikle.
Suki Judai Ni Dal Tana Ful
Ame Chhana Ugiye Ne Chhana Khariye
Tame Jo Aavo Jarik
To Lav Be Ki Vat Kariye
Haath Lai Ne Haath Main,
Ne Samna Lai Ne Saath Main,
Chal Sajan Bhinjie Vhalap Na Varsad Main.
Zindgi Ma Ghana Loko Male Che..
Tame Malso Evi Kya Khabar Hati..
Tarsyo Hato Tamari Dosti Ne Mate..
Pan Tamari E Dosti “Mrug-Jal” Jevi Hase..
Evi Kya Khabar Hati..!!
Swarth Mate Sahu Saga Thaye Che
Sambandh Na Name Daga Thaye Che
Kyan Nibhave Che Aaje Dosti Koi
Dosto To Saav Bewafa Thaye Che
Aa Zindagi Ni Pariksha Samjhati Nathi..
Aanshu Ni Vehti Dhara Chupati Nathi..
Majburi Thi Nibhavo Ke Dil Thi Nibhavo..
Dosti Ni Yaado Kyarey Pan Bhulati Nathi..
Jyare Tamne Safalta Malse Tyare Tamara Mitro Ne Khabar Padse K Tame Kon Cho…
Pan Jyare Tamne Nisafalta Malshe Tyare Tamne Khabar Padse K Tamara Mitro Kon Che…
Sarlata Thi Kai Na Male To Dukhi Na Thaso…
Mali Jaye Badhu To Prayatn Su Karso…
Sapna Badha Haqiqat Nathi Thata….
Thase Badhu Haqiqat To Sapna Su Joso…
Mann Ma Jo Simcard Hot Toh..
Yaado Ne Delete Kari Sakyo Hot..
Magaj Ma Jo Printer Hot Toh..
Vicharo Ni Print Out Kadhi Sakyo Hot..
Haiya Ma Jo Pendrive Hot Toh..
Zindagi No Data Ema Samayo Hot..
Modha Ma Jo Bluetooth Hot Toh..
Vaato Ne Transfer Kari Sakyo Hot..
Aankho Ma Jo Sms Hot Toh..
Tasviro Ne Receive Kari Sakyo Hot..
Kadach..
Zindagi Jo Computer Hot Toh..
Tene Pan Restart Kari Sakyo Hot..
Hu Chahu Chu Jene Dil Thi..
Pan Kahi Sakto Nathi..
Door Hova Chata, Che Dil Ni Najik..
Pan Mali Sakto Nathi..
Rakhi Che Dhiraj Main Ena Prem Ni..
Pan Ant Hu Eno Lavi Sakto Nathi..
Ena Milan Ni Rah Joyne Betho Chu Hu..
Pan Ekant Ma Ene Bolavi Sakto Nathi..
Malis Hu Ene To Kahis Dil Thi..
Tara Sivay Koi Par Mari Sakto Nathi..
Hraday Ma Che Ena Mate Ketloy Prem..
Pan Eni Same Haraf Pan Uchchari Sakto Nathi..
Karvi Nathi Utaval Jara Pan Prem Ma..
Tethi J Hu Izhaar Kari Sakto Nathi..
Sagar ni peli par koi radtu hase,
Tamne yaad kari ne koi hastu hase,
Jara dil par hath rakhi vichari to juo,
Tamara msg in rah pan koi jotu hase.
Best Gujarati Shayri 1
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બધી ઇચ્છાઓ અમારી અધુરી નથી હોતી
દોસ્તોમાં ક્યારેય દુરી નથી હોતી
જેના દિલમાં રેહતા હોય દોસ્ત તમારા જેવા
એમને ધડકનની જરૂરત નથી હોતી.
દોસ્તોમાં ક્યારેય દુરી નથી હોતી
જેના દિલમાં રેહતા હોય દોસ્ત તમારા જેવા
એમને ધડકનની જરૂરત નથી હોતી.
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તારી દોસ્તીએ આપી છે તાજગી એટલી કે
બીજી કોઈ ઋતુ સારી ન લાગે
તુ બનાવ હજારો મિત્ર પણ મને
તારા વગર કોઈની યારી સારી ન લાગે.
બીજી કોઈ ઋતુ સારી ન લાગે
તુ બનાવ હજારો મિત્ર પણ મને
તારા વગર કોઈની યારી સારી ન લાગે.
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ખુશી શોધુ છુ તો દુ:ખ મળે છે
આ દુ:ખ જીવનમાં બધે જ મળે છે
જે જીવનના બધા દુ:ખ વહેંચી લે
એવા મિત્રો ખૂબ જ ઓછા મળે છે.
આ દુ:ખ જીવનમાં બધે જ મળે છે
જે જીવનના બધા દુ:ખ વહેંચી લે
એવા મિત્રો ખૂબ જ ઓછા મળે છે.
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જીંદગી માતા-પિતાની ભેટ છે
શિક્ષણ ટીચરની ભેંટ છે
સ્મિત દોસ્તોની ભેંટ છે
પણ તારી સાથે દોસ્તી ઈશ્વરની ભેટ છે.
શિક્ષણ ટીચરની ભેંટ છે
સ્મિત દોસ્તોની ભેંટ છે
પણ તારી સાથે દોસ્તી ઈશ્વરની ભેટ છે.
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કાંચ અને દિલ ખબર નહી ક્યારે તૂટી જાય
સાથ આ આપણો જાણે ક્યારે છૂટી જાય
તમે આપણા મૈત્રીને આટલી ટેવ ન પાડશો
જીંદગી છે આ ખબર નહી ક્યારે રિસાય જાય.
સાથ આ આપણો જાણે ક્યારે છૂટી જાય
તમે આપણા મૈત્રીને આટલી ટેવ ન પાડશો
જીંદગી છે આ ખબર નહી ક્યારે રિસાય જાય.
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એ દોસ્ત તારી દોસ્તી માટે દુનિયા છોડી દઈશુ
તારી તરફ આવશે આંધી તો તેની દિશા ફેરવી દઈશુ
પણ જો તે છોડ્યો મારો સાથ તો તારા હાડકાં ભાંગી દઈશુ.
તારી તરફ આવશે આંધી તો તેની દિશા ફેરવી દઈશુ
પણ જો તે છોડ્યો મારો સાથ તો તારા હાડકાં ભાંગી દઈશુ.
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દુનિયામા મિત્રો બધુ જ મળે છે મળતી નથી દોસ્તી
દોસ્તીનુ નામ જીંદગી, જીંદગીનુ નામ દોસ્તી.
દોસ્તીનુ નામ જીંદગી, જીંદગીનુ નામ દોસ્તી.
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દુનિયામાં ત્રણ લોકો ખુશકિસ્મત છે
જેને સાચો પ્રેમ મળે છે
જેને સાચો મિત્ર મળે છે
અને જેને અમારો એસએમએસ મળે છે.
જેને સાચો પ્રેમ મળે છે
જેને સાચો મિત્ર મળે છે
અને જેને અમારો એસએમએસ મળે છે.
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દોસ્તી તૂટશે તો જીંદગી વિખરાય જશે
આ તમારા વાળ નથી જે સેટ થઈ જશે
પકડી લો હાથ એમનો જે તમને ખુશી આપે
નહી તો રડતાં-રડતાં જ જીંદગી વીતી જશે.
આ તમારા વાળ નથી જે સેટ થઈ જશે
પકડી લો હાથ એમનો જે તમને ખુશી આપે
નહી તો રડતાં-રડતાં જ જીંદગી વીતી જશે.
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Prem Spacial
Maru haiyu koi pr vari gayu,
Maru haiyu koi pr vari gayu,
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.
Haiyu gyu tel leva pn aapnu India hari gyu.
Chintu ek bank ma khatu kholava gyo.
Form ma ek column hati.
Bank ma katu kholavanu reason ?
Chintu e lakhyu : Tamari khubsurat cashier.
Patni Ane Premika Ma Shu Fark 6e?
Premika Ae Dawa 6e
Jene XpiryDate Hoy 6e.
Ane
Patni Daru 6e
Je Jetli Juni Thay Em Vadhare Mathe Chade.
Viti Gyela Divso Hve Yad Krva Nathi
Je Baki 6 Tene Hve Brbad Krva Nathi
Shu Malyu Ne Shu Gumavyu Prem Ma?
Javo Do Ne Yar Hve Koi Hisab krva Nathi.
Ae Dil Tu Dhadkvanu Bndh Kar
Jyare Jyare Tu Dhadke 6e
Tyare Tyare Aeni Yad Ave 6e
Aeto Eni Duniya Ma Khush 6e
Pn Darek Pal Jaan To Ahi Amari Jay 6e.
Bhale tara git ma maru sangit nathi
Bhale tara lay ma maro tal nathi
Bhale tari ankho ma maro akar nathi
Pan mara prem no tari pase inkar nathi.
Tamara shabde shabdo mali ne gazal bani gayi chhe.
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Etle j to amari adhuri jindgi tamrai chahat bani gayi chhe.
Maru haiyu koi pr vari gayu,
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Haiyu gyu tel leva pn aapnu India hari gyu.
Chintu ek bank ma khatu kholava gyo.
Form ma ek column hati.
Bank ma katu kholavanu reason ?
Chintu e lakhyu : Tamari khubsurat cashier.
Patni Ane Premika Ma Shu Fark 6e?
Premika Ae Dawa 6e
Jene XpiryDate Hoy 6e.
Ane
Patni Daru 6e
Je Jetli Juni Thay Em Vadhare Mathe Chade.
Viti Gyela Divso Hve Yad Krva Nathi
Je Baki 6 Tene Hve Brbad Krva Nathi
Shu Malyu Ne Shu Gumavyu Prem Ma?
Javo Do Ne Yar Hve Koi Hisab krva Nathi.
Ae Dil Tu Dhadkvanu Bndh Kar
Jyare Jyare Tu Dhadke 6e
Tyare Tyare Aeni Yad Ave 6e
Aeto Eni Duniya Ma Khush 6e
Pn Darek Pal Jaan To Ahi Amari Jay 6e.
Bhale tara git ma maru sangit nathi
Bhale tara lay ma maro tal nathi
Bhale tari ankho ma maro akar nathi
Pan mara prem no tari pase inkar nathi.
Tamara shabde shabdo mali ne gazal bani gayi chhe.
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Etle j to amari adhuri jindgi tamrai chahat bani gayi chhe.
Gujarati BAPU eSpaciol
bapu ni ek girlfriend hati,teni girlfriende bija sathe lagn kari lidha , bapu roj tena ghar ni samne toilet jai aavta, koike puchhu ke tame aavu kem karo chho, bapu e javab aapyo ke hu ene e batavva mangu chuun ke hu ena vagar bhukhe nathi marto!!
A teacher to bapu: Dharo k tamara left pocket ma 1000rs chhe, ane right pocket ma 100rs chhe to tame shu vicharso?
Bapu: salu aa pent konu chhe?
Bapu mobile
ma richrge krava gya
Dukandar:ketlnu karu?
Bapu:10 nu kro
Dukandar:7 Rs no talktime malse
Bapu:koi vandho nai
3 ni khari sing aapi dejo.
Bapu potanu result joi ne,
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Wt ???
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hu fail ???
ne e pn English ma ??
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Unpossible…!!
Bapu car loan leva gaya.
Bapu : mare kya document apva padse ?
Manager : koi j document nai. khali 5 bapu na nam apo jene loan bharpai kari hoy.
Bapu:- English Collage Kareli 6okri Sathe Prem Karvama Khub Mushkeli Hoy 6e.
Frnd:- Kem Shu Thayu?
Bapu:- LoveLatter Moklyo Hato, Emathi 7 Bhulo Kadhi Pa6o Moklyo.
Gujarati Jokes
Driver Joke in Gujarati
Cop: jaldi chal drivr maari wa zehar khave che,
Driver:pen hame k kar sake che?
Cop:us te dhakan ni khule che.
Comedy Gujarati Joke
Inspector: tme aaj 2vi var jail ave che,
tme shu nahi ave che?
Bapu:aam to 2vi var aya chu,
tame roj ave che , tme shu nahi che.
Gujarati Hilarious Joke
Aman beedi pita hta,
Raman:bapu tmari beedi mathi dhumda kem nathi niklta.
Aman:te na nikle aa to CNG beedi 6e.
Gujarati Comedy Joke
Sheena:Te kem tari kamwali ni kdhi muki..?
te to bahu saari hati.
neena: Aetle je kdhi muki,kem ke te mara pti ne pan bhu je sari lagti hati.
Teacher Joke in Gujarati
Teacher: Dharo k tmara left pocket ma 500rs 6e,
ane right pocket ma 500rs 6e to tme shu vicharo?
Bapu: salu aa pent konu 6e.
Gujarati Joke
Cop ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.
Baap:kem ruvo 6o ?
cop: aa book no ant khub karun 6e.
Baap:kai book?
cop: Passbook.
Gujarati Santa Banta Joke
Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh.
Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu.
Pu6ho Kem?
Karan Ke,
Gadha Graduate thai gayu.
Funny Joke in Gujarati
cop:Park ma aam betha cho,
Balko per shu asar padshe?
BAPU:Ame be Married Chiye
Cop:Toh Ghare Beso.
BAPU:To ana PATNI per shu asar Padshe?
Gujarati Stock Market SMS Joke
Pyar,ishk ane mohabat.
E badhu stock mrket jevu che,
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Aama to evu che ne ke,
faavi gya toh Hrshad mehta.
nahi-tar Narsinha Mehta.
Gujarati Funny Joke
r knya hoye che ?
BAAP: Ae kon che ?
Mahesh: Koi divas ghaar ma rho toh khbar padshe tamne.
Cop: jaldi chal drivr maari wa zehar khave che,
Driver:pen hame k kar sake che?
Cop:us te dhakan ni khule che.
Comedy Gujarati Joke
Inspector: tme aaj 2vi var jail ave che,
tme shu nahi ave che?
Bapu:aam to 2vi var aya chu,
tame roj ave che , tme shu nahi che.
Gujarati Hilarious Joke
Aman beedi pita hta,
Raman:bapu tmari beedi mathi dhumda kem nathi niklta.
Aman:te na nikle aa to CNG beedi 6e.
Gujarati Comedy Joke
Sheena:Te kem tari kamwali ni kdhi muki..?
te to bahu saari hati.
neena: Aetle je kdhi muki,kem ke te mara pti ne pan bhu je sari lagti hati.
Teacher Joke in Gujarati
Teacher: Dharo k tmara left pocket ma 500rs 6e,
ane right pocket ma 500rs 6e to tme shu vicharo?
Bapu: salu aa pent konu 6e.
Gujarati Joke
Cop ek book vanchta vanchta rova lagya.
Baap:kem ruvo 6o ?
cop: aa book no ant khub karun 6e.
Baap:kai book?
cop: Passbook.
Gujarati Santa Banta Joke
Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh.
Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu.
Pu6ho Kem?
Karan Ke,
Gadha Graduate thai gayu.
Funny Joke in Gujarati
cop:Park ma aam betha cho,
Balko per shu asar padshe?
BAPU:Ame be Married Chiye
Cop:Toh Ghare Beso.
BAPU:To ana PATNI per shu asar Padshe?
Gujarati Stock Market SMS Joke
Pyar,ishk ane mohabat.
E badhu stock mrket jevu che,
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Aama to evu che ne ke,
faavi gya toh Hrshad mehta.
nahi-tar Narsinha Mehta.
Gujarati Funny Joke
r knya hoye che ?
BAAP: Ae kon che ?
Mahesh: Koi divas ghaar ma rho toh khbar padshe tamne.
Bolywood movies na Gujarati naam,
Tame kya cho ja
Tame kya cho jani ne shu karu antar ni vedna bhinjai jay che . Mara ankh na aansu sukaine pan kharas gumavta nathi suraj na ajware shu dipak olvai jay che
"gud luk" jeeva
"gud luk"
jeevan ke kathin
rasto pe kaun apna sath dega?
Mummy/papa...?
mummy?papa....?
Nahi
Wife....?
Nahi
Girlfriend
bilkul bhinahi
Sirf aur Sirf
Apni
"CHAPPAL"
Chaki kahe chak
Chaki kahe chakane
wah wah
chaki kahe chakane
chalne dabang jovane
chako kangal thayo drling chaki mate.
tu dost banis
tu dost banis aevi kya khabar hati,
dost ma pan khas thais aevi kya khabar hati,
tara vagar pan jindgi hati,
pan dost tu j jindgi banis aevi kya khabar hati.
HU BETHO 6U TEN
HU BETHO 6U TENI RAH PAR JOVI 6E 1NAZAR,
HU PREM KARU 6U SACCHA RADAY THI ANE PAN 6E KHABAR,
6ATA NATHI ANE MARI KADAR
2 lovers park m
2 lovers park me baithy aankho me aakhe dal kar chips khaa rahe they
girl:Aap is tarha kyu
dekh rahe hain?
Boy: Thodu thodu KHaa BHOOKHDI.
Bolywood movies
Bolywood movies na Gujarati naam,
1)Kambakht Ishq = Haramkhor Prem,
2)Me Khiladi Tu Anadi = Hu Veerlo Tu Tidi,
3)3 Idiots = 3Akkalmatha,
4)Awara Pan = Vaghriveda
5)Ghajini = Bhulakkad Talyo,
6)Chak De India = Chadi Beso Bhartiyo,
7)De Dana Dan = De Thokam Thok,
8)Hey Babby = Ka Bakudi,
9)Wake Up Sid = Doba Jeva Ubho Tha Have..
Best Gujarati Shayri
koi vaar koi ni preet pan taklif aape che
aankho ne game te rit pan taklif aape che
hamesh haar thi nathi haari jato manas
koi varr jagat ma jeet pan taklif aape che
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Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.
koi k che k manobal khuti gayu
khoti buma bum che doctroni
aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.
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Irshya thati hati mane, Mara janam samaye.
Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,
Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,
Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..
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Irshya thati hati mane, Mara janam samaye.
Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,
Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,
Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..
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1. Divas ek pasar na thayo tamara vina, ane tame akha dayanka ni vat karo chho? tamari saathe na sapna ankho ma chhe, ane tame ankho kholva ni vat karo chho? tame aavi ne vat kari chhe adhuri, ane ahiya thi javani vat karo chho? manjil to haji ghani dur che, ane tame saath chhodva ni vat karo cho? are milan nu sukh haji malyuy nathi amne,ane tame virah na dukh sehva ni vat karo chho...!!!!
2. sabd tu aapje geet hu banavish, rasto tu aapje manzil hu gotish,khushi tu aapje hasine hu batavish, mitra tu banje, mitrata hu nibhavish.
3. Prem ma mithi vedna mali e bahu chhe swapno ne navi disha mali e bahu chhe prem puro thayo ke adhuro rayho vat e nathi prem karvano avsar malyo e bahu chhe....
4. dil ni vaat hoth sudhi avi ne atke chhe, aansu bani aankh mathi koi tapake che, khusnasib chhe e jene chahat mali, mahobat ni talas ma haju ketlay bhatke chhe.
5. Utri gaya che e nazar thi hraday sudhi, pahonchi gai che vat have to pranay sudhi, aa intezar ni maja etli gami, ke josu ame to rah emni pralay sudhi...
6. zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne, tamari aa ada kem na game amne, ek prashna thay mara man ma, prem macho tame, ke vahem ma chiye ame,
7. aaje achanak mulakat thai gai, karvi naa hati e vat thai gai, me kahyu tara mate suraj lavi dau, tene kahyu ja jutha have to raat thai gai ! Good night.
8. jindangi aam to amari che,pan thodi marerbani tamari che, rekhao bhale rahi tamara hathma, pan emaa dhyanthi juo taqdir amari che
9. Fida chhu eni chal par, ena bolva na taal par, bhale pade mara gal par, pan kahee dau chhoo akha gam ne, NAZAR na nakho mara maal par...
10. Najarthi najar made to puchjo kem chhe, najar zukavi e hase to manjo k prem che, pan ked thi vanki vali upade sendal to bhagjo e prem nahi pan tamro vahem chh.
aankho ne game te rit pan taklif aape che
hamesh haar thi nathi haari jato manas
koi varr jagat ma jeet pan taklif aape che
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Dil par hamlo tayo ne dil tuti gayu.
koi k che k manobal khuti gayu
khoti buma bum che doctroni
aa to tame yadd aaya ne bicharu dhabkaro chuki gayu.
===================
Irshya thati hati mane, Mara janam samaye.
Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,
Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,
Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..
===================
Irshya thati hati mane, Mara janam samaye.
Radto hato hoo ane Hasti hati aa duniya,
Badlo laish hoo darek khsan no mara mruty samaye,
Hasto jaish hoo ane Radti hashe aa duniya..
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1. Divas ek pasar na thayo tamara vina, ane tame akha dayanka ni vat karo chho? tamari saathe na sapna ankho ma chhe, ane tame ankho kholva ni vat karo chho? tame aavi ne vat kari chhe adhuri, ane ahiya thi javani vat karo chho? manjil to haji ghani dur che, ane tame saath chhodva ni vat karo cho? are milan nu sukh haji malyuy nathi amne,ane tame virah na dukh sehva ni vat karo chho...!!!!
2. sabd tu aapje geet hu banavish, rasto tu aapje manzil hu gotish,khushi tu aapje hasine hu batavish, mitra tu banje, mitrata hu nibhavish.
3. Prem ma mithi vedna mali e bahu chhe swapno ne navi disha mali e bahu chhe prem puro thayo ke adhuro rayho vat e nathi prem karvano avsar malyo e bahu chhe....
4. dil ni vaat hoth sudhi avi ne atke chhe, aansu bani aankh mathi koi tapake che, khusnasib chhe e jene chahat mali, mahobat ni talas ma haju ketlay bhatke chhe.
5. Utri gaya che e nazar thi hraday sudhi, pahonchi gai che vat have to pranay sudhi, aa intezar ni maja etli gami, ke josu ame to rah emni pralay sudhi...
6. zukeli nazar thi joyu tame amne, tamari aa ada kem na game amne, ek prashna thay mara man ma, prem macho tame, ke vahem ma chiye ame,
7. aaje achanak mulakat thai gai, karvi naa hati e vat thai gai, me kahyu tara mate suraj lavi dau, tene kahyu ja jutha have to raat thai gai ! Good night.
8. jindangi aam to amari che,pan thodi marerbani tamari che, rekhao bhale rahi tamara hathma, pan emaa dhyanthi juo taqdir amari che
9. Fida chhu eni chal par, ena bolva na taal par, bhale pade mara gal par, pan kahee dau chhoo akha gam ne, NAZAR na nakho mara maal par...
10. Najarthi najar made to puchjo kem chhe, najar zukavi e hase to manjo k prem che, pan ked thi vanki vali upade sendal to bhagjo e prem nahi pan tamro vahem chh.
sms 1
Prem: Dil mate
Dil: Laagni mateLaagni: Manushya mate
Manushya: Khoosurat Duniya mate
Duniya ni Khoobsurati: A to Mara dost fakt tara ma
Dosti ma jivjo,Dosti ma marjo
Himmat na hoy to Dosti na karjo,Zindagi nathi amne dosto thi pyari
Dosto mate j 6e jindagi amari.
Tamari sathe maro jug-jug no nato
Haiya ma 6e hajaro mithi vatoDil ni dhadkn ne Aatur aa ankho
Pu6i rahi 6e Su tame pn mane am j chahso?
Sukh ni aakhi anukramanika
Andar Dukh na prakranTame Jindagi vaanchi chhe?
Vancho to padse samjan..
Aavta haso cho.
Jata haso cho.Savare haso cho.
Ratre haso cho.
Sukh ma haso cho.
Dukh ma haso cho.
Tamne shu lage cheee ?
Tame ekla j “Close UP” ghaso chooo !???Har 1 swass ma tari yaad muku chhu,
Mara thi vadhu viswas tara ma muku chhu,
sachvje mara aa vishwas ne jatan thi
mara swass ne tara visvas e muku chhu
Bhina varsad ni komal
bund moklu chhu,aankh to khol tane
ujas moklu chhu,
pila padi gaya pratiksha na
pandada,
antar thi tane khusbu bhari
yad moklu chhu
Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..
Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,
Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.
Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a premmilan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??
Gujju SMS 5
91 | Khobo bhari ne vahal moklu,Dil thi dil no saval moklu,aaj nathi tamaro kai msg k sms call,Kem yad nathi avati ke pachhi tamara mate thoda kaju badam moklu. | ||
92 | Prem na dard ma utarvani mosam avi chhe Prem ne jaher karvani mosam avi 6eVar nahi lagadta prem karvamaHave to vhela te pehla ni skim avi 6e. | ||
93 | TARI YAADMA, JUDAI CHHE PREM AAPNI NATHI MILAN NI AAS VIRAH NI VADNA MA HU JALU CHHU TARI YAADMA, MALISH MANE KYARE TU JINDGINA AA SAT. | ||
94 | Nathi raheta aansuo koi ni aankho ma,Bas be char yaado raheti hoy 6eNadi ne pan ummid hoy 6e koi ne malvani,Tethi j to e baremaas vaheti hoy . | ||
95 | Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani jo hichki ave to maf karjo. | ||
96 | Sambandh Dilo na sachavay evu rakhjo,Wafa na phulo na karmay evu rakhjo,Bahu thodi mulakato ma bandhai che MITRATA pan, Zindgi bhar na bhulay evu rakhjo.. | ||
97 | Prem kare ene jagat maf nathi kartu,Koi eni sathe insaf nathi kartu,loko prem ne paap kahe to che,pan kon evu chhe je aa pap nathi kartu.. | ||
98 | Ramat ramat ma ajib vat thai gai, Kale joya ne aje mulakat thai gai, Vicharta hata k keva malse dost jivan ma,Tame malya ne nirat thai gai. | ||
99 | Namaskar..SMS ni navri duniya ma tamaru swagat che.Jo amaro sms tamne game to miss call marjo.. Ane na game to baju wala ne lafo marjo... | ||
100 | Index ne aavyo TAV.. Dubi gayi NAV.. Tuti gaya BHAV.. Bharase kyare GHAV.. Bas have gam KHAV.. Next time hoshiyar THAV..BEST OF LUCK | ||
101 | GUJJU WIFE : Shahjahan E Mumtaz Ni Yaad Ma Taj Mahal Bandhavyo , Hu Jau To Tame Shu Bandhavsho ??? HUSBAND : Gordhan Maharaj Nu TIFFIN ! | ||
102 | To aaj pachi aapde malishu nahi, Haan yaad to aapde ek bijaane karshu; Aankh pan bheeni thai jashe maari Yaad kari e mithdi aankh taari | ||
103 | Tamne joyi ne Mukhdu malkai gayu Dil pan Khushi thi Harkhai gyu Unda Dariya jevu Hriday hatu maru Pan,tamari Dosti na 1 teepe 6alkai gayu. | ||
Gujju SMS 4
76 | Jivan ni darek pal ma navoj eheas chhe, Hamnaj tamne joya evo mane aabhas chhe, Bhale samay kari de dur game tetla,Tame yad karta haso mane evo vishvas Chhe. | ||
77 | Sugand dosti ni prem thi ochi nathi hoti Prem thi zindgi khatam nathi thati Sath hoy zindgi ma jo tamaroTo zindgi swrag o6i nati hoti. | ||
78 | Jivan ni darek pal ma navoj eheas chhe, Hamnaj tamne joya evo mane aabhas chhe, Bhale samay kari de dur game tetla,Tame yad karta haso mane evo vishvas Chhe. | ||
79 | Vitela ek pal ni yad 6o tame,aa yaad ma pan koi ni fariyaad 6o tame, koi na jivan no 6lo shwas 6o tame,aa shwas ma koi no vishwas 6o tame.to kaho Kem 6o tame? | ||
80 | Sugand dosti ni prem thi ochi nathi hoti Prem thi zindgi khatam nathi thatiSath hoy zindgi ma jo tamaro To zindgi swrag thi ochi nathi hoti | ||
81 | Zindgi Ni Yaado Takdir Bani Jay 6eEj Yaado Pag Ni Zanzeer Bani Jay 6eDil Ma Hoe Pan Hoth Sudhi N AveEj Vat Aansu Ni Tasvir bani jay 6e. | ||
82 | Judai sathe ek juno sambandh 6e mare Koi ni prit nu bandhan 6e mare Kem kahu mara dil ni vyatha ke Tari nisvarth maytri nu vysan 6e ma. | ||
83 | Kyarek koi no samay nathi hoto Kyarek koi pase samay nathi hoto Sthiti badha ni ek sarkhi hoy 6ePan,kyarek samvad mate sanjog nathi hoto. | ||
84 | kyak dhodhmar varsad varsi jay 6e,,to kyak 1 bund ni pyas rahi jay 6e,,koine male 6e hajar bahana prem ma..to koi 1 chehra mate tarsi jay 6E. | ||
85 | Pankhi ni jem ek divas udi jasu,Sathe vitaveli palo sameti ne lai jasu,Bhinjvi ne apni aa sundar aankho,Fakt soneri Yaado 6odi jasu.. | ||
86 | Vina varsad ni komal bund moklu 6u, Aankho to kholo ujas mokalu 6u, Pida padi gaya 6e pratikshana parda, Antar thi khobo bhari thodi yaad mo | ||
87 | Ugelo suraj kyarek aathmi jay 6e,zindgi na tofano pan kyarek sami jay 6,pan dil no dard kone kahiye,bhulata nathi kyarey je ekwar gami jay 6 | ||
88 | Sukh no suraj Sneh ni savar Megh ni maher Prem ni pukar Dil ni dhadkan Mann ni muskan..Khushi o no khazano lai aavyu Soneri Suprabhat.. | ||
89 | Dhiraj dhari pan fal sara na malya, kehvu hatu pan shabdo na sathvara na malya, kadar karta rahya aakhi jindgi bijani, pan afsos amari kadar karnar koi n malya | ||
90 | Ashru ni varsha thai ne swapn dhovai gaya, Emne shodhya vina j E dekhai gaya, Jivan bhar Prem karti rahi Mira, Ane Krishna Radha ma khovai gaya.... | ||
Gujju SMS 3
61 | Dur thi vedna jane E Dost,Gum hatavi muskan lave E Dost,Zindgi to mrutyu pachi sath chodide,Pan Zindgi thi vadhu saath nibhave E Dost. | ||
62 | Sudhari Leva Jevi ChhePotani Bhul..Bhuli Java Jevi Chhe Bijani Bhul..Aatlu Maanvi Kare Kabul..To Har Roj Dil Ma uge SUKH na PHOOL ! | ||
63 | Kehvu 6 kaik pan shabdo nathi malta andhara rasta par ajwala nathi maltajivvi 6 jindagi eni sathe panvitavi sakay evi be pal nathi malti | ||
64 | man ni vat ne chhupavso nahi,kahya pachi pastaso nahi,khubaj anmol hoy che sabdo no sabandh,phul ni pandadio ni jem sabdo ne vikherso nahi. | ||
65 | Jivan ma koi ras nathi. Marvano koi jash nathi. Bhanva ma koi kash nathi. Kamava nu koi laksh nathi.Javu chhe Japan pan Gujrat thi koi local bus nathi. | ||
66 | "Tamara pag mahi jyare padyo chuHu samjyo am aakashe chadyo chuJata ne aavta mara j rasteBani paththar,hu potane j nadyo chu | ||
67 | Je prit mali che ane sachvi lejo prem ma thodu harvanu sikhi lejo,malse duniya ma dusmano ghana etle amara jeva dost ne dil ma basavi lejo | ||
68 | Aansu ne pan koikni aankh mathi niklvu pde6,Ek kharu zarnu bani vahevu pde6,Koi prem krnarne pu6i to juo,Koini ek jalak jova ketlu tadpvu pde6. | ||
69 | Aansu ne pan koikni aankh mathi niklvu pde6,Ek kharu zarnu bani vahevu pde6,Koi prem krnarne pu6i to juo,Koini ek jalak jova ketlu tadpvu pde6. | ||
70 | Koi hasine dard chhupave che, Koi roine dil bahelave che, Ahi to sanjog ne aadhin che badhu, Tarto manas dube che ane laash tarine aave che. | ||
71 | Na lagao anuman mane kon game che,kono chahero mara manma rame che,a aapaj cho dost jeni dosti mane gami baki, athamti sandhya a suraj pan mari samee namee che | ||
72 | PREM ni RAMAT jitva DIL haryo chhu,1 BUND JAL mate DARIYO haryo chu, Aanathi MOTI har su hase k, MITRO no PREM pamva Aakhi ZINDGI haryo chu. | ||
73 | Vitela 1pal ni yad 6o tme aa yad Ma pn koi Ni fariyad 6oTme koina jivan No 6lo shwas 6oTme aa shwasMa koiNo vishwas 6oTme to kho Kem 6oTme | ||
74 | Prem ni Prabhat""Sneh ni Savaar" "Mohabbat ni Mousam""Preet ni Pukaar"ane"Mitra ni Muskaan" tamne roje male aavi mahekti savaar.. | ||
75 | Antar thi haiyu kakde tyare,Viyog DOSt taro saale jyare,Su-kaam jeev mot jankhe 6e aa?Sahiyar tamara sarkha n male tyare!! | ||
Gujju SMS 2
| Prem kare EManvi samju kehvay,Prem kari ne Nibhave E samajdar kehvay,Ane je prem karine muki de E samji gayo kevay! | |||
| N_A_V R_A_T_R_I ABHINANDAN Sukh nu Toran jhultu rahe,Bhagya nu panu khultu rahe,Dukh tamara dwaar ne bhultu rahe,Ej che aapni mate SUBHKAMNA | |||
| Jindgi evi na jivo k koi"FARIYAAD"kari jay.Jindgi evi na jivo k koi"FARIYAAD"kari jay,Parantu jindgi evi jivo k koi "FARI" "YAAD" kari jay | |||
| Kudrat na rango ma rangai javu 6eSapna ma tara khovai javu 6eTu bhale mane bhulvani kosish karPan Mane to tari Yaado ma samai javu 6e... | |||
| Sudhari Leva Jevi Chhe Potani Bhul..Bhuli Java Jevi Chhe Bijani Bhul..Aatlu Maanvi Kare Kabul..To Har Roj Dil Ma uge SUKH na PHOOL ! | |||
| PREM ni RAMAT jitva DIL haryo chhu, 1 BUND JAL mate DARIYO haryo chu, Aanathi MOTI har su hase k, MITRO no PREM pamva Aakhi ZINDGI haryo chu | |||
| na dard ne na chhedso diwana jagi jaseshama ne bujavta parvana jagi jaseshakya chhe k tame bhuli jao amnebaki tamne bhulta amne jamana lagi jase | |||
| Manvi na mansuba no taag kadi jadto nathi,kevi karamat kudrat ni 1 sarkha manvi kadi ghadto nathi,tara vina nahi jivi saku m kehnar, kadi sathe marto nathi. | |||
| Hu namu bhagvan ne k yar thi yari karuTu kaide a hriday hu koni tarafdari karu Tu hasave to hasu ne tu radave to radu Tu kaide mane aaj tame game tevi a | |||
| Nirkhi tenu rup chand pan harkhai che.Baag kera ful tene joine karmay che.Pan ishwar ni kevi vichitra kalabadha ne SHARMAVNARI mane joi SHARMAY chhe. | |||
| Yado ni nav laine nikadyo 6u dariya ma,prem na ek tipa mate nikadyo 6u varsad ma,khabar 6 malvano nathi sath safar ma,6ta chand ne shodhva nikadyo 6u amas ma | |||
| Sabandh aapna sachvay evu kaik karjo,vafa na fulo na karmay evu kaik karjo,Ochhi MULAKATO ma bandhi che dosti,pan jindgi bhar na bhulay evu kaik karjo | |||
| Sabandh aapna sachvay evu kaik karjo,vafa na fulo na karmay evu kaik karjo,Ochhi MULAKATO ma bandhi che dosti,pan jindgi bhar na bhulay evu kaik karjo. | |||
| Sambandho na hastaxar koi ukeli nati saktu,ema jodni ni bhul koi sodhi nati saktu, khub saral hoy che vakya rachna,pan purnaviram koi muki nati saktu. | |||
| Take time to love & be loved bekoz it is gr8st gift of god Prem karvama ane prem melavama samay aapo karan ke te ishvar ni mahan bhet chhe | |||
Gujju SMS 1
| 1 | Prem avo karo jema sabdo ochha ne samaj vadhare hoy, vivad ochho ne sneh vadhare hoy, swas ochho ne viswas vadhare hoy, purava ochha ne prem vadhare hoy. | ||
2 | Pamva karta khovani maja aur che.bandh ankho a jovani maja aur che.aansu shabd banya ne shabd gazalo. pan koi ni yaad ma jagvani maja kai aur chhe. | ||
3 | Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che,Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che,Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane Man ni vaat ne 6upavso nai | ||
4 | Yaad Karu Chhu Dost Tane Vat Vat Ma, Rehvu Che Mare Sada Tara Saath ma,Tu Mane Na Shodh Tari Aas Pass Ma,Hu Tane Mali Jais Tara J Swash Maa.. | ||
5 | Prem nu mithu dard gajab hoy chheShabdo ma chupayeli 1 gazal hoy chheMan ma bharya hoy che shabdo ghanaPan VISHVAS ej sacho vikalp hoy chhe… | ||
6 | Zindgi Ni Yaado Takdir Bani Jay 6eEj Yaado Pag Ni Zanzeer Bani Jay 6eDil Ma Hoe Pan Hoth Sudhi N Ave Ej Vat Aansu Ni Tasvir bani jay 6e | ||
7 | Judai sathe ek juno sambandh 6e mare Koi ni prit nu bandhan 6e mare Kem kahu mara dil ni vyatha ke Tari nisvarth maytri nu vysan 6e ma | ||
8 | kyak dhodhmar varsad varsi jay 6e,,to kyak 1 bund ni pyas rahi jay 6e,,koine male 6e hajar bahana prem ma..to koi 1 chehra mate tarsi jay 6e | ||
9 | Prem na dard ma utarvani mosam avi chhe Prem ne jaher karvani mosam avi 6e Var nahi lagadta prem karvama Have to vhela te pehla ni skim avi 6e. | ||
10 | Sambandh Dilo na sachavay evu rakhjo,Wafa na phulo na karmay evu rakhjo,Bahu thodi mulakato ma bandhai che MITRATA pan, Zindgi bhar na bhulay evu rakhjo.. | ||
11 | Sabandho nathi badlaata SANJOGO badlaay chhe. Bhid vachche jyaare SNEHI JAN ni khot vartaay chhe AAPNA sabandh ni kimmat tyare samjaay chhe | ||
12 | Khulli pustak 6e zindgi mari Tame lakho Tem lakhato avyo chhu Su kharidva nikdyo Hato, Teni khabar nathi Aaj sudhi matra vechato avyo chhu. | ||
13 | Sahaj bhetlo aapan eka walnawarti Sahaj julali hi aapli natikadhi na sampay chiKadhi na tutaychiAshich raho hi MAITRI apli Nirantar | ||
14 | prem ni ramat jitva dil haryo chuek bund jal mate sagar haryo chuprem shu che khabar nathi mane tamari dosti ne pamva hu khud ne haryo chu | ||
15 | Samay aave tyare hu samay thi daru 6u,jo jov hu laash to maut thi daru 6u,na karso mane judo tamarathi o dosto, kem k hu tamari pal pal ni dosti mate maru chhu | ||
Gujju SMS
| 1 | Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai,Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai,Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,SMS ni skim puri thai gayi.. | ||
| 2 | Sparsh na pushpo khile che swas ma. Dhadkano gunji rahi che vishwas ma. Dil na safar no ant kya hashe! Nayano khule che to bus tamari talas ma. | ||
3 | Dariya kinare betho chu,Pawan nahi to pawan ni leher to aavshe !Hu ena prem ma padyo chu,a nahi to ani frnd to aavshe. | ||
4 | Rang Ni Pichi Vagar Tasvir Banavi Lidhi,Jigar ma Vasavi Ne Jindagi Sajavi Lidhi,Tamne Puchhvano Samay Pan na Rahyo Ane Ame to Dosti Ni Duniya Vasavi Lidhi. | ||
5 | Dil ne kach samji todi gayu koi,svapno ankh mathi chori gayu koi, dar lagse have koi par vishvas mukta, kemk mara vishvas mathi swas chori gayu koi. | ||
6 | Khobo bhari ne wahal moklu chu;Sabandh no ehsas moklu chu,Gam badha rehva didha che mari pase;Tame KHUSH raho tevi shubhecha moklu chu. | ||
7 | He BHAGAVAN."RIDDHI" de "SIDDHI" de,Ashtnav "NIDDHI" de,Farva "FERARI" de,Raheva "HAVELI" de,9 lakh rokda deane bakina hapta kari de! | ||
8 | Sahan-shakti ni have hadpar thai Prem ni vato bekar thai vaat e 1 j varamvar thai hu ena jivan ma jetlo samayoe etli j mara jivan ni bahar thai | ||
9 | Lakhi lejo hatheli ma nam maru sneh na desh ma che dham maru koik divas jo taras lagse tamne hatheli thi pani pita yad avse naam maru... | ||
10 | Lakhi lejo hatheli ma nam maru sneh na desh ma che dham maru koik divas jo taras lagse tamne hatheli thi pani pita yad avse naam maru. | ||
| 11 | Kyarek udasi ni aag che zindagi,kyarek khushi no bhag che zindagi, hasavto ne radavto raag che zindagi, aakhre khushi no khubsurat khwab che zindagi. | ||
| 12 | Jivan ni darek pal ma navoj aheshas chhe, Hamnaj tamne joya evo mane aabhas chhe, Bhale samay kari de dur game tetla,Tame yad karta haso mane evo vishvas che | ||
| 13 | Ave chhe Vasant Patzad Joi_Joi Ne,Hase chhe Manvi Ketlu Roi_Roi Ne,Nathi Bhulato Bhutkal Koi Ne Joi_Joi Ne,Male chhe Sacho Prem Kyarek Koi_Koi Negud mornn | ||
| 14 | Dur Thi Vedna Jane E Dost Gam Hatavi Muskan Lave E Dost Zindagi To Mrutyu Pachi Sath Chodi De Pan Zindagi Thi Vadhu Saath Nibhave E Dost | ||
| 15 | Ramat ramat ma vaat thai gayi,kale joya ne aje mulakat thai gayi,vicharta hata k kevo malse Dost jivan ma,tame malya ne nirat thai gayi | ||
Gujarati Sayari & Jokes
1 | Tamari Zindgi Aam to Tamari Chhe, Ema Thodi Samrudhi Amari Pan Chhe, Rekhao Bhale Rahi Tamara Hath Ma Pan Ema Mitrata ni Ek Liti Amari Pan chhe. | ||
2 | Tame avya zndgi ma ane zndg khili gai, shodhto hato taro ane chandni mali gai, Tarvani Nathi Ichcha Have,zndg km dubavi Prem ma te samjai gai. | ||
3 | DARD SIVAY ZINDAGI ADHURI CHHE, TO PAAN JIVANU ZARURI CHHE, NA KARJO AFSOSH TAME TAMARI ZINDAGI PAR, KEMKE TAMARA VINA KOIK NI ZINDAGI ADHURI CHHE....????? | ||
4 | Tamari Zindgi Aam to Tamari Chhe, Ema Thodi Samrudhi Amari Pan Chhe, Rekhao Bhale Rahi Tamara Hath Ma Pan Ema Mitrata ni Ek Liti Amari Pan chhe. | ||
5 | Lakhi lejo hatheli ma naam maru,sneh na sagar ma che dhaam maru,kok divas to taras lagse tamne,Hatheli thi paani pita naam yaad aavse maru. | ||
6 | Kalpana na hati k Mitrta thase,Dil Bhinjay Enu nam dosti Hase,Have swargni galiona sapna sha mate jou?Jya Mitro hase tyaj mari Jannat hase.. | ||
7 | har 1 swas ma tari yaad muku 6u,marathi vadhare vishwas tara ma muku 6u,sachvje mara vishwas ne,mara swas ne tara vishwase nuku 6u | ||
8 | Kon Mara Swas Ma Aavi Gayu, Zindgi Ne Aam Mahekavi Gayu... Bas! Tarvani Nathi Ichchha Have, Koi Dubvana Arth Samjavi Gayu. | ||
9 | Tu Nathi To Aa Jagat Udas Lage 6e, Punam Ni Raato Pan Mane Amaas Laage 6e, Jagat Na Anu Anu Ma Nihalu 6u Tane, Nayan Ni Kiki ma pan taro majs udas lage chhe. | ||
10 | Visarta Visarta tame yaad aavo to su karu, yaad ma nayan mari asru vahave to su karu, khulla chhe dil na dwaar sada tamare mate, pan dost tame j na aavo to su karu... | ||
11 | Kalpana na hati k Mitrta thase,Dil Bhinjay Enu nam dosti Hase,Have swargni galiona sapna sha mate jou?Jya Mitro hase tyaj mari Jannat hase.. | ||
12 | "Dil ni vedna koi kahi su jane, prem ni bhasa koi boli su jane, prem evi aghari chij che dosto, kehata saramai te kari su jane...." | ||
13 | Sabandh dil na schavay ETLU karjo,Wafa na ful na karmay ETLU karjo,Kari chhe dosti to che vinanti,Bhale thoda Rupiya JAAY pan roj SMS jarur karjo | ||
14 | Phul amne gamta nathi kanto Par mamta nathi Gamya che amne parvtoje koi ne namta nathibiji gami che tamari dostik jene todvani te parvato mae hi ashko se har pal dhotey gae. | ||
15 | Lakhi lejo hatheli ma naam maru,sneh na sagar ma che dhaam maru,kok divas to taras lagse tamne,Hatheli thi paani pita naam yaad aavse maru. | ||
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